February 2010
January 2010
so i found a fake obituary i had to write in 4th grade (we had a weird teacher)
the puns are horrible oh my god
for your enjoyment i have copied it word for word:
Comp O. Sition
Comp O. Sition died last week, on Sunday the 60th. He suffered blood loss from a 9 3/4 x 7 1/2 inch paper cut. In his early pages he was considered wide ruled. As he got older he earned $4,310,009,025 from...
all ive done the past weekish is listen to the cure a lot and be a nuisance
sneezes
still no word from my friend. another thing for my list of worries.
also annie i am offended that i do not have your drawing talent please give me your drawing talent
i need to stop checking tumblr in the morning somehow someway something makes me feel icky jskfesjafesfhsjkfejsgnhjksmgesmk h8 my life!
“You love sports,horses and gambling but not to excess.”
– fortune cookie
“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel
And the sewers...”
so i just found a playlist i made in september 07
i am…so ashamed
i am so paranoid that i am 100% convinced that you dont like me
sup guys
today is a bad day
chris is a butt
sfjsklesj godamnit chris get on msn
also brb moving to prypiat
PEOPLE WHO LIKE POSTS ABOUT ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM NOT BEING ON MSN ARE ALSO BUTTS
PEOPLE WITH MSN WHO DON’T GET ON IT ARE ABSOLUTE BUTTS
idk im being dumb i might lay down in like 20 minutes
this sucks
i wish i was tired
and my bus rumbles in every morning at 6:10 and at
6:11 my ass is glued to the cracked blue bus seat where other asses have settled for years
and i try to sleep
i usually cant the radios on that shit is godawful
and we drive down the same route the same roads the same sights the same whores the same car dealerships the same gas stations
oh god and i could cry because we really are born into...
isjfnkfseifnjksef i need to start writing again.
i won the literary fair like two years ago for this short story, im tempted to re-write it
i pray that shes not everything i could be
i am like a banana
duct tape i need it for uh
taping something.
will never ever EVER not giggle at the business card scene in american psycho
i will run away to the america far from poor smelly russia and live life of king ronald mcdonald. - chaz calderon
starting off the morning wiiiith la roux. this tiiiime baby i’ll be buuullletproooof
“Mahatma Gandhi on Homosexuality”
unsolvedmysteries:
oceanofmind:
cingcangkeling:yerawizardharry:
Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and with a smile asked, “Who...
TWICE. TWICE NOW YOU HAVE KICKED MY KNEE. fhdjkjfhskndi i hate everyone jesus christ it stings
if youre really going to sleep on the fucking bus and put your feet on my seat without asking, the least you could do is try not to
BECAUSE MAAYBEEE YOURE GONNA BEE THE ONE THAT SAAAVESS MEEEE AND AFTER ALLLL YOURE MY WONDERWAALLL. i am such a fucking girl.
ID LIKE TO SAY TO YOOOUU BUT I DONT KNOW HOOOOWWW