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angrywithrage:

here’s an interesting way to think about things

try this sometime

like for example if you find a dollar on the ground

instead of thinking “hey i found a dollar”

think about it like this

“a man died of a perforated colon after having anal sex with a horse, and then six years later i found a dollar”

(via adultmom)